Top 10 Signs You Bought a Bad Computer

10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

9. Its celebrity spokesman is Red Green.

8. You need jumper cables and a friend's car to start it.

7. Its slogan is "Pentium: Redefining Mathematics".

6. The Quick Reference Guide is written on a napkin.

5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.

4. The screen frequently displays the message, "Is it time for a break yet?"

3. Tech support advises you to have a fire extinguisher ready before you power up.

2. The only chips inside are Doritos.

1. There is no manual, only a hand written note saying "Good Luck".